Weigh your boobs!

93% accuracy to within 5/100th of a pound.


Your monitor can measure the mass of your breasts by magnetic

displacement. It doesn't actually weigh them but calculates the weight by

the magnetic absorbtion of them. This changes with both the size and

density of breasts. If you place a strong magnet near the corner of a tv or

computer screen you will see the color distort, this happens to a lesser but

measurable degree with any body part. But bone is different than flesh and

will take a much more precise program than the present one, that is why we

chose breasts first. (Yes there is a penile bone, that's why we didn't start there.)



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